I love Coors even more, if that's possible.

As an adamant Coors drinker, I was pretty stoked when those guys came up with the cold-activated bottles that alert me that my beer is cold, even when I can’t feel feelings for myself any longer. I really didn’t think things could get any better until I saw this article: Attorney generals from 25 states are asking MillerCoors to scratch plans for a new alcoholic energy drink called Sparks Red, which would contain as much as eight percent alcohol by volume.

“The Washington, D.C.-based Center for Science in the Public Interest’s filed a lawsuit Sept. 8 over the alcoholic energy drink, arguing it encourages binge drinking, underage drinking, drunken driving and sexual assaults.”

..... it’s like blaming the mirror for being ugly.