Something to live by:

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov


Especially soft music and stupidity.

Note to Editor:

I found three (three!) gray hairs on the top of my 24-year-old head today. That brings my total gray hair count to seven in the last four months.

Sounds like I need a massage....

I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

My sister’s wedding is T – 6 weeks away and as I compile the perfect dinner and reception playlist (will be posted soon) to dutifully hand over to the DJ, I can’t help but to wonder what my own wedding will be like one day. So it was fate when I came across this today:

Walter Meego

I was watching CSI New York last night and was stunned to hear some familiar music- the song "Wanna Be A Star" by Walter Meego was playing during a bar scene. I used to hang out with these guys while they were producing their last record as they are from my hometown. Walter Meego is worth a listen if you like modern disco/daft punk or just easy on the ears beats. "Keyhole" is my favorite track... their new song "Forever" is pretty quality as well.

“Gotta keep the tan up, it's not a skin color, it's a lifestyle, Brian."

- Stewie, Family Guy

Back from Naples... didn’t even get a tan. What the hell is Florida good for if you can’t even get some color???

“God’s waiting room,” I suppose.