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A course on surviving execution, beheading, assassination attempts and escaping from captivity.

You may wonder how I came across this site... I decided I am going to start hitting the gun ranges here in Vegas. Any girl in her mid-twenties should know how to operate a machine gun, no?

Coming from Someone Named Lynzee...

Meet 19 year old Lynzee. She believes that women should not have to go to college. Why you ask? Well because the boys should, like duh.

College isn't really necessary.

Right.... Lynzee honey- please take your birth control every day at the same time. Scholars say (so I know you're not privy to this information) that intelligence, for the most part, is inherited and we wouldn't want to pass that down on some unfortunate child. And, uh, good luck with your career in journalism. You are just what every editor looks for: An educated go-getter.

The Hills

Justin Bobby and Audrina are played by James Franco and Mila Kunis in this clip.

Mila perfectly nails Audrina's dead behind the eyes stares at JB in this segment. Does hell hath no fury????

Happy Holidays from HerMixTape

I fly out to Chicago tomorrow for the holiday, where I will undoubtedly freeze to death now that I am a total desert girl. "Beer Coats" just don't seem to do the trick when it's -15.

Song that matches the mood:
Homecoming, Kayne West

Holy Hangover Batman

Nothing like enjoying the best meal I’ve ever tasted, walking in front of a two-hour line to enjoy drinks at one of the world’s most expensive nightclubs ever built and then collecting enough in winnings at the tables to be driven home in a limo at 6 am. How Vegas of me.

Song that matches the mood:

Waking Up In Vegas, Katie Perry